Welcome to my page. I am a former stripper, nude art model, ski instructor, camp counselor, massage therapist, ESL teacher, and a slew of other half-baked occupations I have held during my adult years. However, I have always been and will always be a rock and roll musician, writer, and all around badass. I have done and seen many things in this lifetime, and upon recounting my stories of crazy, twisted adventures to friends, family, and random strangers on planes, I have been encouraged to write them down, and here is where you can experience them.

I have produced two albums of original music, available on all streaming platforms, and written a memoir, which is available now on Amazon. Just click the link below! Enjoy!