The Passover seder requires all participants to drink four glasses of wine, and when I was seven years old, it sure made for an interesting night.

My quest to make the most amount of money, in the least amount of time, doing the littlest amount of work possible has led me to this conclusion; jobs like these usually require full frontal nudity.

Turns out writing a song for a long-lost love, recording it, and shipping it over international waters, isn't enough to win them over.

The relationship I had with my sugar daddy was a rare one, mostly because it only lasted twenty minutes.

I have had many part time jobs, but never one that required so many needles.

At sixteen-years-old, I had one of the most fun summers of my life, and learned a thing or two about water pumps.

Poop references, races to the bathroom, and disgusting nicknames aside, I have never wanted to trade my brothers for sisters, I don’t care how many times they farted on me.

Alzheimer’s is no laughing matter, except for when the person with Alzheimer’s is your mother, and her favorite topic of conversation is well endowed men.

Nothing is scarier than a clown, except a clown with an affinity for oral sex.

Stale snacks, prolapsed anuses, and naughty septuagenarians; my first experience in a BDSM dungeon

Anal hooks, pronouns, and surgical gloves: My non-binary roommate experience

Today is NOT a good day to die: a story about accidentally staying alive

Hay is for horses, milking is for cows, and only cows: My very brief encounter with a super freak